Wow, I didn't know I haven't blogged in 2 months. I knew my blog was getting stale but I didn't know it was getting THIS stale. Haha.

So anyway, after arriving here, this sometimes-burning-sometimes-freezing Perfff, I was kept really busy with household CHORES and school work (yes, on the contrary to common belief, I am actually doing work and getting distinctions - zomg!) and trying to get sufficient rest and well, sex (joke!!).
As you would probably already know, it's Easter break now (2 freakin' weeks! I think back in Singapore we got ONE pathetic day on Good Friday??) and though I would like to say 'finally...', I just can't cause I have like 5 assignments and 1 test due within 2 weeks after the break!
Yes, I know! Insane please!
But y'know, how can I complain when everyone's probably going through the same shit as me or worse and apparently, it's far more worse in NUS and the like... So... I guess I'll have to try and be grateful for a lifeless uni life (oh, the irony!). Oh yeah, and to finish it off on a perfect note, I dont really have friends! Yes, schoolmates, project-mates and what you have but not friends (by friends I mean people you call to hang out OUTSIDE school and when conversations go past 'how's your weekend?'.)
My God! I kinda hate it. I especially hate one of my tutes where the entire class is angmoh or pseudo angmoh (did college/highs school here, have angmoh accent and angmoh friends and don't talk to you if you don't have angmoh accent). Actually, I think I'm the only Asian in all my classes except one, where there's a Singaporean guy (I think) but we don't talk (no, not good looking at all!) at all. So sad right? I should stand in the middle of the field and go 'Singaporeans in Perth unite!...' and lap up the whole banana dance thinggy. HOHO. HEE-LAIR-REAS!
Pretty evident at this point of time that I'm not really loving school as I probably should, huh... Remember my initial enthusiasm on starting school??! I think it flew right out the window. Damn!
The only good thing is that I feel super damn obliged to do my assignments and to do well and I feel mighty accomplished after I finish each assignment (like completing PhD thesis please!). Lol.
I did quite a bit of shopping at the beginning and thus I think I've burst my budget and now when I'm supposed to scrimp and save, I'm still not cause I'm sucha brat who takes money for granted (subconsciously, I swear!). Haha. Other than that, I think I'm getting used to the life here as well as the minority (Asians are peasants) treatment.
Seriously, if I had a gun, I would've committed a couple of murders here already (don't ask me why I need a gun - I just do.)! TWICE, the bus drove off right infront of my atas, uncaring (more like fucked) face! I cursed the driver's entire family as well as for the bus to crash, which very unfortunately, probably did not happen at all. People like these, should not just die. - They should die horrible deaths complete with faces smashed beyond recognition.
I know I'm so evil but just what the hell were they thinking when they drove off?? One of them even waved me goodbye! Fucking bastard, I tell you. It's no wonder why Funny thinks this place looks just like Malaysia cause with such attitudes, it's hard to progress and prosper. C'mon, they JUST started our EZlink equivalent! Tell me about it.

And just so you know, I've got a pretty neat cribzz. Hurhur. The room's freakin' small to share but I made it really cosy! The toilet's clean (cause I wash it) and I try to clear books and clothes clutter twice every week! See how I've changed?! Actually, I think it's cause I've developed OCD. It's terrible and porklet can barely stand it. ): She thinks I'm too fussy and should leave alone in a secret dungeon. Those who've been to my made-believe princess-y room in Singapore know it's far from princess-y cause it's never neat. Thank God it's only the room and the little toilet I've to tidy... I'll put pictures up when I'm free-er! (:

Living together has also changed things a little cause I think there's now more tension floating in the air (the OCD and the resident 'threat'! - more about that another time.) and just to put a figure to it, we have, on average, a small argument every 5 days, a huge one every 10 and a really massive one every 1 month. My blankie has also started to reek of drool and I've to pretend it is okay! Sometimes, adding salt to the wound, the only orgasm of the day came from self stimulation whilest watching porn (gasp!!) How sad please! HAHA. Okay, it's obvious that the last bit was purely fictional right? Yes, it is! I swear! Lol.

It's quite loser to say this but I've only clubbed ONCE (but it's in the hottest club, okay!) since I came, two months ago. It's supposed to be mambo night (like the zouk one!) and it was a pleasant experience. I wanna learn all the moves to the songs then we can stand in a row and do it the next time! FUN! Oh, and beers are cheap (much cheaper than Singapore, I think!)! Haha. Porklet thought it was good! So I'm guessing we'll be doing that quite a bit once she has got her car! YAY. Talking about car, I think we really need one and I just can't wait.
Imagine not having to deal with grouchy, racist, evil bus drivers, not having to rush to catch a bus, not having to walk 10 minutes to get to a bus stop, not having to wake up before the sun is up, getting to school in 20 minutes, driving to the city to get supper, clubbing and you know... The list goes on! And so...
WE NEED A FREAKIN' BMW CONVERTIBLE! - Cause I say so. Mwahaha.
Bliss.

I think I've gone on for pretty long now so I'll HAVE to go get some reading done for my assignments before I just blow this whole holiday (sooo not, please!) away.
Just so you know what has been going on and just so you know I'm still alive!
On a random note, I sooo don't wanna hit 21! It just sounds gross! Boo.
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